Monday, March 05, 2007

Misterious Red Dot

Everycat, I need your help. Recently a misterious Red Dot showed up in the apartment! And no matter what I do, I cannot catch it. I pounce. I stalk. I jump. I grab. But the Dot eludes me. And even though I'm just a little cat, I would have you know, I'm a very good hunter. I catch all kinds of bugs. Two nights ago I even caught a grasshopper. But no matter what I do, I just cannot get this Red Dot! I'm not sure whether you have seen the Red Dot in your houses, so here is a movie of me trying my best to catch it. You can clearly see how fast and ferocious I am. I've asked Bubbles for advice, but he just laughs and says "kittens".
*Grrfffftt*
I have a sneaky suspision that the Freak has something to do with it. I thinks she is trying to drive me insane. Please friends, if you know how to catch the Red Dot, please, please, please tell me.

26 comments:

Tara said...

Wow, we have that same RED DOT!! I've never been able to catch it, and I'm an excellent hunter (see my post of today!). If you get any good advice, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!
Tara

Kimo & Sabi said...

We has the same red dot in our house too! We fink it is a UFO - it taunts and teases us - drives us crazy when it creeps up the walls to the ceiling! We will catch it someday!

Dragonheart said...

Great video Madness! I've never seen a red dot like that, so I don't have any advice for you. It looks like lots of fun though and you are clearly a very talented hunter!

Hot(M)BC said...

We have that red dot too! I was trying to catch it last night but I just couldn't. If anycat has any suggestions, I'd love to hear them.
Purrrrrrs,
your bud Pepi

One-Eyed Jack said...

We have that Red Dot too!!! I can't catch it either! And I'm a fierce hunter! I catched ALL the mousies already lots!

I dunno what it has to do with kittens though. I'm not a kitten anymore. I'm one now and I'm all grown up! And Jack is OLD and he tries to catch Red Dot too! Even the Mean Old Black and White Kitty tries to catch it sometimes and he's older than Jack, who's OLD!

If you find out how to catch it, could you tell me? I wanna catch it too! ~Persephone

Dobby said...

Did you ever catch it?

OMG, I have tried and tried and tried and tried...

Daisy said...

Somehow that red dot got into my house too! This must be some kind of conspiracy.

Madness, I am very impressed with yer hunting skills, you are FAST!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

OK...here's the secret. If you don't want to know DO NOT READ ON.

I have spent 7 years stalking and hunting the red dot. I have chased it up walls, down hallways, up stairs, etc. I have finally figured it out. If you listen for the click noise and look at the human's hand you will notice something that looks like a pen. They turn it on and the red dot comes out! I swear this is the truth and it took me many years to figure it out on my own!! Good luck hunting!

Chase

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Omigosh, dats in our howse too! We effun used our CLAWS on it and still it randed fast out from under our paws. Chase, dat is eggsaktly what Zippy sez, but she still chases it too!

Kat Renee & Katie said...

Oh dat looks like fun!!!

my mommie don't have a video shtuffie yet, sohs when she duz, she mite ask you fur sum help!!

Katie Too.
=^..^=

Emma's Kat said...

LMBO!!! Sorry, Madness, Emma can't help you out. She's not seen any red dots around here....yet! Ahem, I'll have a talk w/your mombean, ok? We'll, [snickering], get to the bottom of this.

caspersmom said...

I haven't seen any red dots around our place. Sorry, don't know what you are talking about. But I sure do hope you catch the thing.

Casper

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

We've heard some whispers in our house about a red dot, but haven't seen it yet. We'll let you know if we do!

The Meezer Gang said...

We've heard of the mysterious red dot, though we have not seen one in our house...whew...
Let us know when you catch the bugger!

McSkeezix said...

We've got one! We uzhully see it at nite! I've never ever cawt it.

This is an exsellent moovey! Yoo shood enter it in the aCatemy Awards!

momsbusy said...

we hafs that red dot sneeks into ars house too. we hafs nefer catched it effer.

yuki & kimiko

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Sorry, no red dots here. It looks like fun though.

Madness, I posted a serious ChippenDude photo for Man Cat Monday. Come visit.

~Jake

Rascal said...

Madness I've never seen a red dot before. It definitely looks like something which must be caught!

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we've got that thing here too. we chase it around the floor and up the walls and all over. we pounce it over and over, but it keeps getting away. sometimes it gets ON MY OWN FUR, but then Cocoa and Midnight stop chasing it - pouncing ME is unacceptable.
Grr

pee ess: great butt wiggle - our Lady loves that.

TorAa said...

I'm impressed of how fast and quick you are. But, to catch the red dot: Go for the source. Scract and bite, and that will be the last time you'll see it. LoL.

=^.^=

Magoo, Smudge, Bella & Dolce said...

It must be an invasion of some kind. We have spotted the Red Dot in our house as well.

One of us said...

We haf one of those too. Shadow just looks at it in disgust and Merlin ignores it, but I haf tried and tried to catch it to investigate it betters, but so far, no luck ~Ko Ko

Forty Paws said...

We haf dat red dot too. We dunt know how to ketch it neifer. It reely reely makes us mad sometimes and sometimes it makes us bery tired.

Luf, Us

Artsy Catsy said...

That red dot comes over here, too! It's an invasion of red dots!! So far the only thing our red dot has done is help us rearrange furniture and put stuff off tables on the floor.

The Artsy Catsy bunch

Eric and Flynn said...

We haf the red dot too. I haf tried and tried, and I can catch most fings, but I can't catch that darned red dot.
Flynn

Catzee said...

Ooo, I want one! I want one!