Sunday, December 28, 2008

Boyfriend

Mrs. B: *sings* Madness has a boyfriend.... Madness has a boyfriend.

Madness: I do not!

Mrs. B: Madness has a boyfriend...

Madness: Mom!

Mrs. B: *snickers* And not just any boyfriend. A MANCAT boyfriend.

Madness: I don't want no Mancat boyfriend. Mom, tell them!

Mom: OK, Madness calm down.

Madness: But Mom I don't want no mancat boyfriend. Ahhhmm, he hasn't even had his ... you know.. his "big boy" operation! Tell everybody I don't want no boyfriend like that. I'm a good girl.

Mom: Yes internets it is true. We have the neighbor's un-neutered mancat hanging around the house, calling for Madness. He is OK, except for the "man"cat part. I was afraid that he and Bubbles would fight, but they get along fine. However he does have his eyes on Mandess, but she wants nothing to do with him.

Here are some pictures of him on the porch trying to get her attention. For now I'm just calling him "Boyfriend". Yes, very original.



21 comments:

The Meezers said...

oh Madness, you knows you is a good girl. he is very manly looking!

The Island Cats said...

Oh, Madness...you gots a handsome boyfuriend!

Samantha and Mr. Tigger said...

What a cutie he is Madness!! He look so very handsome!!
Your FL furiends,

momsbusy said...

oh madness, you are such a good girl. we agree that he needs to be a gentleman cat to call on you. keep your standards up girl! *giggle* he is so very handsome though

yuki & kimiko

Cheysuli and gemini said...

He looks like a big old Tommy boy! Quite handsome too.

Daisy said...

Wowie! He sure has the classic "tomcat" head shape!

Kaze, Latte, & Chase said...

Normally I'd be jealous but wow....he is super sexy.

Chase

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We know yoo is a nice lady cat Madness...he is kinda handsome in a rogish kinda way. Maybe yoor mom should talk to his beans about getting him dat big boy operashun den yoo could let him court yoo.

ML said...

Whoa, Madness, you's gotted a good looking boy furriend cat.
Love & Purrs,
KC

Camie's Kitties said...

Madness, he is very handsome. We agree with Zippy, Sadie and Speedy about talking to his beans.

Tavi, Cody, Camie and Miss Jade

Quasi said...

Madness, if you'd like a REAL man cat, I'm available. I hope you all have a meowy new year.

Fat Eric said...

Happy New Year!

Lux said...

He's very mancatly, Madness! :)

Wishing you all the happiest of New Years!

DaisyMae Maus said...

Madness ... That boyfurriend of yours is a goodlookin' dood ... He does need to have a hoo-hah-ectomy, though.
DMM

Happy New Year!

HotMBC and Robyn said...

Happy Noo Yeers yall!

Cosmo said...

Happy New Year! Yeah...no funny stuff now. ; )
Thanks for stopping by my blog too.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Happy New Year, everyone!

Madness, like someone else already said, ask your mom to talk to his people about getting his operation. Then you two can have a nice uncomplicated courtship. You must admit that he is quite handsome.

I'm so glad that he an Bubbles get along. It IS Bubble's porch and yard, after all. Bubbles is very generous to let him visit.

And to my dear Bubbles - I wish you a very happy, healthy, and fun year in your new home.

Love,
~Bathsheba

Lux said...

Thank you for the birthday wishes! :)

Ariel said...

He's a cutie yet I understand Madness your a good girl.

Everycat said...

Crikey he's all there, that's for sure!

*faints with desire*

Angel

Boy n Beethoven said...

Hey Madness, he's weawwy quite handsome don't you think?

Boy