Thursday, November 30, 2006

Formerly Feral Friday - LT Talks

Hello everycat, LT here. I’m so excited that I’m blogging. Mombean has to type for me ‘cause I don’t know nothing bout typing. You cats probably don’t know this, but I live with 2 other cats, a fat cat and a skinny cat. I love them and want to play with them, but I don’t think they like me much. I don’t know why, cause I’m sooooo cute.

The first time I saw the fat cat I ran to her ‘cause I thought she was my new Momcat. And you know what she did? She wacked me right on the head. Three times. Whap. Whap. Whap. Well, I did not let that put me off for long. As soon as she turned around I whacked her right on the booty. And that is how things have been ever since. I try to whack her booty and she tries to whack me on the head. He, he. It’s a fun game. See here she is sleeping (hiding) on the chair and I’m getting ready to whack her booty.


The skinny cat just wants to play ‘chase’ all the time. I run up to him, and he runs away, so I chase him. But he never chases me back. He just sometimes growls at me. He is a very weird cat if you ask me. What kind of cat does not know how to play chase?

Except for the 2 cats, there is also a huge thing living here. At first I could not figure out what it was. She feeds me, gives me a warm place to sleep, cleans my poopbox and plays with me. So I figured she is my new Momcat. I was very surprised, cause she has nearly no fur, and she is really, really huge for a Momcat. The fat cat said I am stupid; she is not a Momcat, but a Mombean. I’m not sure what that means, but I love to lick her furless skin. Mombean says she is my Mr. Tasty Face. I have no idea what that means, but her face does taste very good.

The fat cat says I should watch out. She says I better stop chasing the skinny cat or I’ll have to find another Mombean. What does she mean? I don’t want no other Mombean. I love my Mombean. I purr so loud when she scratches me. And I lick her nose to show that I really, really like her. And I follow her around everywhere. And we play and I run and tumble and jump and climb… But the fat cat says I better make friends with the skinny cat, cause what the skinny cat wants, the skinny cat gets. I’m scared.

I asked Mombean about this, but she said I should not worry and that she promises there is nothing to be scared about. I think I’ll try to chase the skinny cat again; maybe this time he will chase me back and everything will be OK.

17 comments:

Millie said...

Hi LT!

Good luck with trying to get the skinny cat to like you. I live with two big cats, Gizzy and Jasmine. At first Gizzy wasn't too pleased I was here, but now we are bestest pals. As for Jasmine, well, she hisses at me all the time, and chases me whenever I get too close. I have to watch where I go, because not only will she bat me, she'll try to scratch and fight.

Emma's Kat said...

Awwww, your mombean is so right LT. Don't be scared. Whatever happens, she'll do what's best for you and make sure you are safe! Maybe try not chasing the skinny cat. Maybe he'll come around. You are so sweet and adorable. Love the picture of you looking up at the camera!

Merlin said...

Don't worry LT, efurrything will be okay.

You never know, things have a way of workin' out!

And my mommy thinks you are soooo cute!

;)

Gemini said...

Oh LT! I know 'xactly what you are talking about! I did that with Georgia too. I thought she was my new Momma cat! You are too too cute. I better be careful or you might come to live with us. I hope Merlin can adopt you.

LOKi said...

Yu are so furry cuut!

Junior said...

Oh LT! You are just so cute! Meowm just wants to pick you up and snuggle you! She wishes she could take another cat...but I am kinda like your skinny one...

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Oh sweet LT. My mommy and I are puraying really hard that efurything works out and the "skinny cat" will learn to love you too. You look like a wunderful little boy.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Sweet LT, I'm sorry the skinny cat doesn't like to play with you. Sometimes kittens are just misunderstood. I do know you're going to have a great furever home no matter what because the Mommabean will make sure of it!


Latte

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Aww - what a sweet little face! In our house, Grr would be trying to whap you on the head, Cocoa would run away hissing, and I'd try to cuddle you, groom you and play with you. I think I would have made a good momcat myself.
Midnight

Eric and Flynn said...

What a kyoot little face. maybe if'n yoo try not to chase the skinny cat he'll get to like yoo.

Pablo said...

I have a whole lotta sympathy for kitties that need a home... I was one once. But you can't live here cause 1)It would be too too hard and too too scary and too too expensive to mail you over here (especially at Chtistmas), and 2)I would do more than wack you on the head... I'd probably eat you. Sorry. No offence.

Pumpkin said...

It's too bad the skinny cat won't play wiff yu. When I moved in, it only took a little wile afore the othur cats started to play wiff me. At leest Bebe played wiff me. Tiger runned away at furst but he plays all the time now. Blackie SCREEMED at me so I left her alone. Yu gotta respek old lady geezer cats. We also had anuthur old lady geezer cat liffing here, Snookums, but she went to the bridge in May. I liked to use her fur a pillow cuz she wuz so floofy but she growled at me but she neffer bit or whapped me.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, LT, things will work out. You have the most appealing little face. Maybe you're trying too hard with the skinny cat and just need to take it slowly like some of the others have said. Look at us; we don't get along, but we manage to live in the same house and we even share a blog.

Good luck to you.

~J&B

~J&B

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Oh, LT, yer just the kyootist littul thing!!! Evenchully evrywun will luv yoo becuz yool win them over with yer charm. That's whut I did.

Dragonheart said...

Hi LT. :) You are very cute. I hope everything works out for you, and that you and the skinny cat can get along.

Victor Tabbycat said...

You. Are. Cute.
I wish I could go play wif you. Bonnie doesn't know how to play chase right, eifur. I pounce an chase her alla time, an she just growls an runs away an hisses. She almost nefur chases me back.
That close-up of you could be on Cute Oferload or the Daily Kitten or efun Kitten Wars. Purrs

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

LT,

My name is Iris I am a babby meezer kitten I liff wiff two cats too an old grouch dont like to be chaced ginger cat name mu shue and Lilly lu the cat every one chaces and she babry wacks back. You furry cute you should come here I always into a good game of chace

Iris Gracie Maire

( a baby Mezzer)