Mom: Hi Beeezwax. What are you doing outside?
Mrs. B: Moooommmm, can I please have some?
Mom: Some what?
Mrs. B: You know. Some of that most delicious kitten food.
Mom: No, you know it gives you the squirts.
Mrs. B: But Mom it is so delicious, it's worth it.
Mom: No Mrs. B. No kitten food. And don't think I don't know that you steal his food at night. Through the bars of his jail!
Mrs. B: Well, I gotta run in any case. Thinks - "Goodness, where is the closest litter box?"
UPDATE: Here is a Widebody Wednesday picture to put everybody's mind at ease that Mrs. B is still plenty widebody.