Noose!

Madness here. You will not believe what The Freak did to me. She put a noose around my neck! And as if that was not enough, it has a bell that makes noise when I run around. She says that I'm too stealthy and that I try to sneak outside and then she cannot find me. I'm a cat, I'm supposed to be stealthy! See, I told you there is something wrong with this woman.

And she is enjoying this. She laughs and calls me Jingle Bells. Well I showed her! When she went to bed I ran around all over the apartment and eventually she had to take it off to get some sleep.

Oh, and she told me to say that she bought the noose from the HotDogsCoolCats ebay store. She thinks they are great and says if you are looking for a noose of your own, you should check them out. Although I cannot think why you would want a noose around your neck, but she made me write this.

Tagged

Bubbles was tagged by our good friend Millie.

Five reasons why I blog.

1. To tell everycat how much I love my Mommy and how much she loves me.

2. To meet cool cats and read about their lives.

3. To show all cats the perils of taking in little brothers or sisters.

4. To find new homes for any little brothers or sisters that might show up.

5. To show my Mom that she is not the only crazy cat lady out there.

I tag my beautiful lady, Bathsheba and any other cats that want to take part.

Movies

We entered two movies for Skeezix's aCATemy Awards. Click on the posters to see the movies.

Easy Like Sunday Morning

Bubbles here. Today was a beautiful sunny day here in Louisiana. I sat in the courtyard and brauw-brauwed for Mom to come and give me some scritches. And she did. We had a great time hanging out on the grass. She gave me tummy rubs and I rolled around and purred for her. She must be the bestest Mommy in the whole wide world! Purrrrrrrr....

Of course it did not take long before Madness also decided to join us. She is not supposed to come downstairs in the courtyard! *sigh* I'm sure she will tell you about it herself later in the week.

Now I'm going to take a nice nap on my favorite chair. Ah what a great day we had.

Happy Blogoversary Kat

We love you! You were our introduction to the cat-blogoshere and we are eternally grateful. Thanks Kat.

Liar, liar, shaved-tummy on fire

Bubbles here. I know Madness is always saying I'm a big Mommy's boy. And she even calls my wonderful Meowmie - "The Freak". Well I now have the evidence to show you that she is not as tough as she would have you believe. Just look at these pictures! Who's Mommy's little girl now?

ChippenDudes 2.0

Here are an up-dated picture of the ChippenDudes. From left to right: (back row) Pablo, Kismet, Dragonheart (middle) Nicky, Merlin, Chase, Me, Victor, Jake, Cheeto, Trip (front) Rascal and Luxor.

Wow, I need a bigger sofa! And I still have so many big man cats to add. There are those handsome Feline Americans. And I just love that Beau-Beau. Oh and so many more...

I am also very proud to announce that I'm now a member of the House Panthers. Go check it out.

Me and Madness

Bubbles here. I just wanted everycat to know that I'm being a very good cat and am very nice to Madness. The same cannot be said about her though. Can you see the scar on my nose?

Here is a close-up. Yes, that is her doing. And I'm still nice to her. I even play with her, a little, sometimes. OK, only when it rains outside and I have to stay inside. And I don't have much of a choice, because she won't leave me alone. But still. I do play with her. Sometimes. A little.

I even allow her to sleep on MY green blankie on MY couch with MY Meowmie. See, I'm a very good cat and am very gentle with her.

I guess she's OK. She doesn't pounce me as much as Dobby used to and she also doesn't like to sit with my Meowmie all the time. For a little girl cat she's kinda nice. I still hope she will leave soon, but I don't mind her so much as long as she allows me to cuddle with Meowmie without being pounced on all the time. No-cat comes between me and my Meowmie. If you need any more evidence of how tolerant I'm being, just look at this picture.

We are nearly touching. But if you look closely you'll see we are not actually touching. I don't understand why she always wants to snuggle with me. I must be irresistible.

Wordless Widebody Wednesday

Tuxie Tuesday

Yes, enough with Madness already! Time for us to take back our blog. And, No Madness, just because you have a Catster page it does not mean you can stay. Just today I heard Mom tell somebody that you are "just a foster" and that you are not staying. ~ Mrs. B

Mom: Madness don't feel sad, little girl. I was talking to the lady that works for my landlord and she saw you and asked why I had another cat, since I'm only allowed 2 cats. So when I said "just a foster" it was not a bad thing. I was just trying to make sure that they don't force me to have to find you a home very soon. I'm still trying to find you a good forever home, but I think I was spoiled with Dobby going to live with Merlin. Because now I want to find just as great a home for you.

I'm on Catster!

The Freak made a page for me on Catster. Yay!
Do you think that means I can stay? I'm NOT calling her Mom!

The Dudes

So here are the members of the ChippenDudes so far. From left to right: Nicky, Kismet, Chase, Victor, Jake and Cheeto. And of course I'm in the center. Aren't they the handsomest group of big-man-cats you've ever seen?

We hope to add more big-man-cats soon. If you join or are already a member, feel free to send me your best big-man-cat picture and I will use that in the next picture.

These take a bit of time to make (the Freak has to help me and she always has some kind of "work" to do), so the latest members are not yet added. If I did ask you to join, make sure to respond, cause I want willing participants and will never make you a member if you don't want to.

UPDATE: If you are a big handsome man cat (or lets face it, a cute boy cat) and I have not approached you to join the Dudes yet, don't worry. I have a long list, but like keeping you in suspense. *giggle*

Misterious Red Dot

Everycat, I need your help. Recently a misterious Red Dot showed up in the apartment! And no matter what I do, I cannot catch it. I pounce. I stalk. I jump. I grab. But the Dot eludes me. And even though I'm just a little cat, I would have you know, I'm a very good hunter. I catch all kinds of bugs. Two nights ago I even caught a grasshopper. But no matter what I do, I just cannot get this Red Dot! I'm not sure whether you have seen the Red Dot in your houses, so here is a movie of me trying my best to catch it. You can clearly see how fast and ferocious I am. I've asked Bubbles for advice, but he just laughs and says "kittens".
*Grrfffftt*
I have a sneaky suspision that the Freak has something to do with it. I thinks she is trying to drive me insane. Please friends, if you know how to catch the Red Dot, please, please, please tell me.

Unbelievable!

Look what I found! Can you believe the nerve! The Freak did not even take the trouble to hide this from me. Ggrrrrffffffttttt! And just because she put on there "very cute" does not mean it's OK! And why does she not first say that I'm cute? First she gives all the "specifications" and then as a kind of afterthought she mentions "very cute". What am I, a second hand car?

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