Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Madness's ChippenDudes

Now that I've had my belly shaved I thought that it was time for me to get a boyfriend. But who? There are so many handsome man-cats out there. I just could not make up my mind. So I've decided that I'll have a male harem! And I'm calling them the ChippenDudes. I'm honored to announce that the first member of the ChippenDudes is Big-Man-Cat-Extraordinaire, Chase. As time goes on I'll invite more man-cats to join. I already have a list! Remember, with the ChippenDudes it's all about looks and mussles.

UPDATE: We already have 2 new ChippenDudes - Cheeto and Jake. Yay!

Now ladies, if your man-cat is approached to join the ChippenDudes, don't be jealous. It is a great honor. It just means that I admire your man and I hope that one day I'll have a boyfriend as gorgeous as yours. I'm still a little girl, so everything is strictly PG.

18 comments:

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Madness, I'm committed to the beautiful DaisyMae Maus, but I'd be honored to join the 'Dudes. Even Bathsheba thinks it would be okay because she's hoping that by my entertaining you, she'll be saving her dear Bubbles from your, uh,attentions. Maybe the two of us can teleport down to Louisiana sometime.

~Jake

Victor Tabbycat said...

It's a good thing you sed not to be jealous cuz Bonnie's just crazy bout Chase! Believe me, you don wanna make Bonnie angry. I'm jus "laffin an laffin" like Jeter-Harris

Rosie & Cheeto said...

Ummmmmm, Madness...culd yoo do me a favur and ask yer big sistur Mrs. B if I can be an honurarie Chippendude?

Tell hur I won't stare at yer shaved belly and I onlie have eyes fur hur...If she says yes, than cownt me in! YEAAA, I hope she says yes!

Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

Are yoo gonna post a pikcher of yer shaved tummy?????

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

What an honor to be the first in the first male harem! I can't wait to see the rest of the males that you admire.

Chase

Dragonheart said...

Wow, that sounds very cool Madness! You are lucky that you are allowed to have a boyfriend! My mom says I'm too young to have a girlfriend yet. *pout*

Gemini said...

Oh I think all the female cats can enjoy the Chippendudes!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Woohoo! CheppenDudes yesssss! I just like lookin at all da man cats, dey are all so hansum in der own way...~Sadie

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

ChippenDudes! I love it.

Hello Madness, Misty here. Maybe I missed it, but do you mind my asking how old you are? I'm feeling very grown up at 10 months and like making new friends.

Your friend
Misty E

jeterharris said...

duzzen't dat jus figyer dat skeezix would wanna see yer shaved tummy?
chippendudez? i can't wate to see dis one! laffin an laffin!

Tara said...

ChippenDudes, that is way cool! Can't wait to see them all! But I'm not sure how I'd feel about Kimo joining.....Tara

Junior said...

Hmmmmmmm...sounds like an interesting group to belong to.

Lux said...

Well, I'm engaged - does that mean I can't be a ChippenDude?

The Meezer Gang said...

I'm a bachelor and I did have my tummy shaved at one time, so can I be a Chippendude?
Purrs & Headbutts,
Nicky

The Meezer Gang said...

Thanks Midnight! My girls seem to have all the fun!

The Meezer Gang said...

Sorry Madness, Mom was sleepy and wrote Midnight. Please forgive her!

Kismet said...

I definitely want in! What do I need to do?

DaisyMae Maus said...

Madness ... Feline Americans Pumpkin and Lucky Charmz wanna be "doods"! Stop by and check 'em out to see if they're supersexy enough. Pumpkin is nearly six years old and has GINORMOUS paws and squillions of long whiskers with lusterous ginger fur. Oh, and his eyes are brown and he's got freckles on his nose (tré boyish). Lucky Charmz ... or "Charmee" to the ladies ... has bright blue eyes, a brown toupee, and a fetching brown spot on his belly. He'll be four in June.

When you stop by, don't let them know that I'm pimpin' them out. A little flattery wouldn't hurt though ...

DMM