Saturday, March 31, 2007

Noose!

Madness here. You will not believe what The Freak did to me. She put a noose around my neck! And as if that was not enough, it has a bell that makes noise when I run around. She says that I'm too stealthy and that I try to sneak outside and then she cannot find me. I'm a cat, I'm supposed to be stealthy! See, I told you there is something wrong with this woman.

And she is enjoying this. She laughs and calls me Jingle Bells. Well I showed her! When she went to bed I ran around all over the apartment and eventually she had to take it off to get some sleep.

Oh, and she told me to say that she bought the noose from the HotDogsCoolCats ebay store. She thinks they are great and says if you are looking for a noose of your own, you should check them out. Although I cannot think why you would want a noose around your neck, but she made me write this.

34 comments:

Daisy said...

Madness, I think your noose... I mean collar... looks very cute on you!

Victor Tabbycat said...

I wear one too, wif a bell. I like my bell. If you gots to wear one, that's a furry pretty one. It makes you look all growned up an furry pretty.
Purrs,
Victor

Caesar + Prinnie said...

very kyoot, very adorable, yes, keep up the friskyness at night.... why doesn't she just get a little gps thingy with a computer chip? then she can know where you are every second of the day if she wants.... sheeesh
The bell must be tough on YOUR ears as well!

~Princess

Tara said...

hehehe..I think its great you made your mom so crazy she took it off!

My first collar had a bell, Dad cut it off. My current one doesn't, and I like it. It helped me get used to something on, so now I like my harness OK too.

Tara

Jake and Bathsheba said...

You really showed your mom, didn't you! That will teach her to put something on you that you don't like, though we have to admit that you look very pretty in it. Jake and I got very adept at "losing" our collars when we went outside in the woods. That drove our mom crazy.

~J&B

Derby said...

Mum has a noose on me too because I am a stelth kittie. But she can sleep through the noise.

Phoebe said...

Your collar is very stylish anyway, Madness. You were very smart to run around a make a lot of noise so you could have a break from it.

Artsy Catsy said...

You're a better cat than I! I'd like to see my humans try to put a noose on me - that would be the kickoff of BIG bitey time!!

Rocky

Boy said...

Noose!!
No way! U did well, Madness!
I managed to make mine mummy stop making me wear a noose too - I pawed evewy single on she made me wear off.

Lux said...

Oh dear, Madness - this just isn't right! I'm not letting Mom look at that link!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Owr mom says da jingle bells would drive her nuts too. Dat's why we don't haf anyfing on our necks. She likes all natural. Yoo has da cutest yellow cat eyes. We finks dat collar actually looks furry purty on you.

One of us said...

Think of it as jewelry not a noose ~Merlin

One-Eyed Jack said...

Right on, Madness! There should be biteys! And lots of running around making a racket! No nooses for kitties! No nooses for kitties! (I hate them! I learned to back out of my harness too, unless my OTW makes it too tight and then I cry!)

Emma's Kat said...

Oh, Madness! I think it quite suites you. Purple is a good color for you.

The Meezer Gang said...

A Noose! Sorry Madness, but Mom is laffin and laffin...

George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

My Mom makes me wear a collar with a bell, too, 'cause she wants to know where I am, ALL THE TIME!

Your friend
Misty

Dobby said...

OMG, Madness!!! I recently got one of those too!!! Mine doesn't have a bell, though. But I like it, it makes me look more like Merlin, and that's cool.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Wow, that is a great collar. I know you don't like it, but it helps keep you safe. Mine doesn't have a bell, but I'm a big Man Cat so mommy can usually find me in the house (I don't go outside). Madness, you are just one of the cutest kittens ever!

Dragonheart said...

Oh Madness, I'm so sorry to have to wear a noose around your neck. But you look lovely with your collar on!

I have a microchip implanted under my shoulder muscle, since I can't wear a collar (it would irritate my skin).

Eric and Flynn said...

Yoo look furry purrty in that noose, but our mum better not get any ideers, cuz no way are we having a noose round our necks.
pee-ess
Mum sez she wouldn't put a noose on us cuz she yoosed to haf them on the befurrus cats. One day she couldn't find Kitty yumbum, and she looked efurrywhere and she found her wiv her noose caught ofurr a spike on farm masheenery. It wuz sposed to be a breakaway noose, but it didn't werk. Luckily Kitty YB wuz ok but she nefurr put a noose on enny cat after that.

jeter harris said...

i wuz admirin yer collar ... an da nex thing i know ... mi mom wuz lookin at da "hotdogscoolcats" ebay store!
wut iz she? nutz? i woulden't ware a collar!
yer frend--jh

The Meezers said...

oh no, you gotted belled? that's just wrong.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Madness, can you tell Bubbles that in a concession to Bathsheba, I've tagged him for a meme. Come see my blog for details.

~Jake

The Little Pink Pig said...

Awww, you made me laugh aloud, but you sure to look spiffy in your noose! I like how you made your mom pay for putting a bell on you. That'll teach her :)

DK & The Fluffies said...

I wonder if you can get the ChippenDudes to dance to the bell??? hmmmmmm

Skeeter & LC said...

We do not have nooses round our necks. The Big Thing says he magined that once and couldn't breathe! So we are lucky.

Ariel said...

Madness you look very cute in your
collar err..noose

Evil White Cat said...

hahahah I had a noose, but i bit it off..so I had another one but i bit that one off too..and SHE keeps givin me more an' i keep bitin' through them and she'll never win :)

yours looks good tho'
dun't think i'd stand for that bell malarkey mind.. ;)

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Good Trick - waking up the human who choked you with that noose. We can get ours off, and so the human gave up. hehehe...

DK & The Fluffies said...

Hoppy Easter Everyone!

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

I noose are the hight of fasion all 3 of us were them wiff bells. Minie even has my name in dimmmonds your looks great wiff your fur


Lilly Lu

Junior said...

I used to wear one of those. But since I have come to live with my Meowm I don't have to have one anymore.

Rascal said...

Good for you Madness, for not putting up with that nonsense. Hmph. There oughta be a law.

Karen Jo said...

Your noose is pretty, but I don't blame you for not liking the bell. It would drive me nuts, too.