Madness here. You will not believe what The Freak did to me. She put a noose around my neck! And as if that was not enough, it has a bell that makes noise when I run around. She says that I'm too stealthy and that I try to sneak outside and then she cannot find me. I'm a cat, I'm supposed to be stealthy! See, I told you there is something wrong with this woman.
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Oh, and she told me to say that she bought the noose from the HotDogsCoolCats ebay store. She thinks they are great and says if you are looking for a noose of your own, you should check them out. Although I cannot think why you would want a noose around your neck, but she made me write this.