Friday, July 18, 2008

Help Internets!!

Madness: Help Internets, help! We are moving to Greece! It's across the water! I'm gonna drown.

Mom: No Madness, calm down. We are not moving to Greece.

Madness: But Mom, I heard you on the phone and you said Athens and I may be young but I know where Athens is. Greece!

Mom: No, we are moving to Athens, Georgia.

Madness: Georgia? ... Hmmm, where is Georgia again?

Mom: Well, see we are here in Louisiana, then it's Mississippi, then Alabama and then Georgia.

Madness: That looks far away.

Mom: No, it is not very far.

Madness: Is it as far as the vet?

Mom: Ahmm, it's a bit further than that.

Madness: I don't want to go!

Mom: Well, we have to.

Madness: Why?

Mom: Because here I get paid peanuts and there they pay heaps and heaps of temptations.

Madness: Really?

Mom: Ahhmm, yes really. And then we can stay in a house with our own yard.

Madness: Is Bubbles coming too? And Mrs. B?

Mom: Yes we are all going.

Madness: Bubbles doesn't look very happy about this.

Mom: Well, he just doesn't like to ride in the car.

Madness: Do I like to ride in the car?

Mom: Ahhhm, not really.

Madness: Can I bring my toys?

Mom: Yes.

Madness: What about my outside climbing tree?

Mom: Ahhhm, Madness the trees are stuck to the ground, they have to stay here.

Madness: But I like to climb! I wanna climb the tree!

Mom: Well, there are trees in Georgia.

Madness: Trees I can climb?

Mom: Yes.

Madness: OK then I'll come. Lets get my toys and go.

Mom: Well, we are not going right now. Only in October. It is still many thousands of cat naps away.

Madness: But I want to have heaps and heaps of temptations now!

Mom: *sigh* No Madness, we will have heaps and heaps of temptations later, in Georgia. Now just take a little nap.

Madness: I don't want to nap. I want to go to Georgia!

Mom: Ahhhmm, but the time will go faster if you start taking some of those naps now.

Madness: Really? OK. ZZZZzzzzzz.


Monty Q. Kat said...

Oh wow!!! How eggciting!

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Good luck on your move!

Spike William and Angels China Cat and Willow said...

Georgia sounds terrific if you can have heaps and heaps of Temptations!

Purrrrrrrs, China Cat


Hey Madness
If there are heaps and heaps of temptations in Georgia it's right up the road from us maybe I should go check it out...

Abby (in Northern Florida)

Fat Eric said...

I love the way you talk to your human Madness! The move may be stressful but I am sure you will love it when you get there. Maybe you can go and visit Abby if she is nearby!

KC and the Giggleman Kitties said...

Sounds like you got a great new job. Congratulations.
That drive from Louisiana to Georgia with three cats should be a lot of fun. (muhahahahah)
Hopefully you'll post and we can all share.

LZ said...

Oh phew!! I thought you were all moving back to SA! Glad its not that far. I think you'll like it a lot!


Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Wow, sounds like mom gots a good jobbie...does she already know where yoo will be living?! Holy smoke Madness dis is gonna be a big adventure.

The Meezers or Billy said...

ohhhhhhh the m werd. how scairty!!

Spirit and Ezra said...

Spirit and Ezra... We's live in Alabamamamama. You'ze will live near us now!

Millie said...

Wow! How exciting! I sure am glad it's you and not me.

Boy said...

Wow! Georgia must be pwetty exciting if they've got wots of temptations there! Maybe I should gets mine Mummy to go over too!

Dobby said...

Don't worry, Madness! I moved a very long distance, too, and it was okay. I slept a lot, and Merlin and I cuddled some, and then I was at my new place and there were lots of open windows. And that's a good thing.

Tiki, Kirby, and StanLee said...

Congratulations on the heaps and heaps of temptations!!!

Lux said...

A move! It sounds exciting, although it would be cool to go to Greece, too!

You'll find a special tree in Georgia, Madness!

momsbusy said...

wow, sounds eggsiting! we shure hopes yur moves gos good. yu mites wants to works on yur suthern accent so thems redneck cats wonts try to play triks on yus. they is big prakteekal jokers. we nose how they is cuz we lives in south karolina.

welkum to ars nek of the woods.